Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
Now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some
I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours
Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment babay sing with me
I love peace for melody
And It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved
So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours
Scooch on over closer dear
And i will nibble your ear
I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and laughed
I guess what I'm be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue
But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find that the sky is yours
Please don't, please don't, please don't
There's no need to complicate
Cause our time is short
This oh this this is out fate, I'm yours!
Tuesday, 12 May 2009
Friday, 8 May 2009
TRIVIA GAJAH
- Mamalia darat terbesar ini boleh mencecah berat bas sekolah, 450 kilogram (kg). Berat ini menyebabkan ia tidur berdiri. Jangka hayatnya antara 80 hingga 100 tahun.
- Gajah tidak tahan panas dan amat suka berendam sama ada dalam air atau lumpur. Telinganya kelihatan seperti kipas berfungsi melancarkan pengaliran darah sekali gus menyejukkan badan.
- Gajah berkomunikasi dengan frekuensi rendah yang hampir tidak dapat dikesan oleh pendengaran manusia. Ini membolehkan ia kembali kepada kumpulannya walaupun dalam hutan tebal.
- Belalai gajah boleh menyedut sehingga 11.5 liter atau tiga gelen air untuk diminum atau disembur ke bahagian badan ketika mandi.
- Haiwan ini hanya tidur kira-kira empat jam sehari dan memerlukan kawasan yang luas untuk bermain dan sebagai sumber makanan. Oleh itu, ia menghasilkan 36kg najis sehari.
- Gajah tidak tahan panas dan amat suka berendam sama ada dalam air atau lumpur. Telinganya kelihatan seperti kipas berfungsi melancarkan pengaliran darah sekali gus menyejukkan badan.
- Gajah berkomunikasi dengan frekuensi rendah yang hampir tidak dapat dikesan oleh pendengaran manusia. Ini membolehkan ia kembali kepada kumpulannya walaupun dalam hutan tebal.
- Belalai gajah boleh menyedut sehingga 11.5 liter atau tiga gelen air untuk diminum atau disembur ke bahagian badan ketika mandi.
- Haiwan ini hanya tidur kira-kira empat jam sehari dan memerlukan kawasan yang luas untuk bermain dan sebagai sumber makanan. Oleh itu, ia menghasilkan 36kg najis sehari.
Thursday, 7 May 2009
Apa aku nak jadi??
Tahun nie aku dah 25, banyak sangat benda yang aku ingin buat..tapi masa aku singkat sangat..
hari tu lepas makan sate ayam kat Sate Hj Samuri kt Tmn Melati, aku dapat idea bernas...aku memang minat buat research..jadi ke tak belum tentu..tapi hari tu aku berniat nak buat satu sistem..tak pasti sistem tu dah ada ke tidak, tapi at least aku nak buat dulu...jadi ke tidak, itu belakang cerita...
so aku dah gather 2 orang pakar dalam GIS (Geographic Information System)..aku nak gabungkan benda alah nie dengan web based..tak pasti benda nie cool ke tak..tapi aku yakin benda nie leh laku...
minggu nie aku nak buat meeting... tengok lah camne
....
kelmarin aku nyer business partner nyer birthday..so sempat lah gak hantar present kat dier malam tu...ari tu kiteorg berbincang pasal milestone company..nak buat workshop pulak...macam mane nak bijak kalau ilmu tu tak diperluaskan...kalau tak, duk bawah tempurung jer la, jadi macam katak...betul tak???
so semalam bermula la kisah membuat nota-nota berdasarkan kepada outline..payah gak nak menulis benda2 ilmiah dalam bahasa melayu nie...kalau senang, dah ramai yang buat dah....
aku ada lagi sampai hujung minggu nie nak buat...banyak betul benda nak buat...
....
aku rasa hati aku bukan untuk makan gaji jerk....aku tukar keje dulu pun pasal niat aku nak ada experience keje ngan orang..keje jadi vendor..layan karenah orang...sebelum aku betul2 layak bukak business sendiri..entah la...kadang2 aku tertanya, betul ke tindakan aku nie...aku sayang SCS, tapi aku redha, mungkin ada hikmah di sebalik pemergian aku nie.
....
Aku umur 25 tahun, up to this date, aku dah jadi Director/ co-owner untuk 2 buah registered company...
KBZ Management sdn bhd - event management.
EDP Services - Photography
doakan aku selamat mengejar cita-cita aku nie....masih jauh lagi target aku mendapat 1st million aku nie...sepupu aku dah dapat....aku bila lagi??
hari tu lepas makan sate ayam kat Sate Hj Samuri kt Tmn Melati, aku dapat idea bernas...aku memang minat buat research..jadi ke tak belum tentu..tapi hari tu aku berniat nak buat satu sistem..tak pasti sistem tu dah ada ke tidak, tapi at least aku nak buat dulu...jadi ke tidak, itu belakang cerita...
so aku dah gather 2 orang pakar dalam GIS (Geographic Information System)..aku nak gabungkan benda alah nie dengan web based..tak pasti benda nie cool ke tak..tapi aku yakin benda nie leh laku...
minggu nie aku nak buat meeting... tengok lah camne
....
kelmarin aku nyer business partner nyer birthday..so sempat lah gak hantar present kat dier malam tu...ari tu kiteorg berbincang pasal milestone company..nak buat workshop pulak...macam mane nak bijak kalau ilmu tu tak diperluaskan...kalau tak, duk bawah tempurung jer la, jadi macam katak...betul tak???
so semalam bermula la kisah membuat nota-nota berdasarkan kepada outline..payah gak nak menulis benda2 ilmiah dalam bahasa melayu nie...kalau senang, dah ramai yang buat dah....
aku ada lagi sampai hujung minggu nie nak buat...banyak betul benda nak buat...
....
aku rasa hati aku bukan untuk makan gaji jerk....aku tukar keje dulu pun pasal niat aku nak ada experience keje ngan orang..keje jadi vendor..layan karenah orang...sebelum aku betul2 layak bukak business sendiri..entah la...kadang2 aku tertanya, betul ke tindakan aku nie...aku sayang SCS, tapi aku redha, mungkin ada hikmah di sebalik pemergian aku nie.
....
Aku umur 25 tahun, up to this date, aku dah jadi Director/ co-owner untuk 2 buah registered company...
KBZ Management sdn bhd - event management.
EDP Services - Photography
doakan aku selamat mengejar cita-cita aku nie....masih jauh lagi target aku mendapat 1st million aku nie...sepupu aku dah dapat....aku bila lagi??
Orang kata aku lahir dari perut mak..
(bukan org kata...memang betul)
Bila dahaga, yang susukan aku....mak
Bila lapar, yang suapkan aku....mak
Bila keseorangan, yang sentiasa di sampingku.. ..mak
Kata mak, perkataan pertama yang aku sebut....Mak
Bila bangun tidur, aku cari....mak
Bila nangis, orang pertama yang datang ....mak
Bila nak bermanja, aku dekati....mak
Bila nak bergesel, aku duduk sebelah....mak
Bila sedih, yang boleh memujukku hanya....mak
Bila nakal, yang memarahi aku....mak
Bila merajuk, yang memujukku cuma....mak
Bila melakukan kesalahan, yang paling cepat marah....mak
Bila takut, yang tenangkan aku....mak
Bila nak peluk, yang aku suka peluk....mak
Aku selalu teringatkan ....mak
Bila sedih, aku mesti talipon....mak
Bila seronok, orang pertama aku nak beritahu.....mak
Bila bengang.. aku suka luah pada..mak
Bila takut, aku selalu panggil... "mmaaakkkk! "
Bila sakit, orang paling risau adalah....mak
Bila nak exam, orang paling sibuk juga....mak
Bila buat hal, yang marah aku dulu....mak
Bila ada masalah, yang paling risau.... mak
Yang masih peluk dan cium aku sampai hari ni.. mak
Yang selalu masak makanan kegemaranku....mak
kalau balik ke kampung, yang selalu bekalkan ulam & lauk pauk.....mak
Yang selalu simpan dan kemaskan barang-barang aku....mak
Yang selalu berleter kat aku...mak
Yang selalu puji aku....mak
Yang selalu nasihat aku....mak
Bila nak kahwin..Orang pertama aku tunjuk dan rujuk.....mak
Aku ada pasangan hidup sendiri....
Bila seronok, aku cari.......pasanganku
Bila sedih, aku cari......mak
Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada....pasanganku
Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada....mak
Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat....pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat....emakku
Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa....pasanganku
Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah.....mak
Bila sambut valentine... Aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu...aku cuma dapat ucapkan "Selamat Hari Ibu"
Selalu.. aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu.. mak ingat kat aku
Bila-bila... aku akan talipon pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak talipon mak
Selalu....aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak belikan hadiah untuk emak
Renungkan:
"Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja... bolehkah kau kirim
wang untuk mak?
mak bukan nak banyak... lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah"...
Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya........
Tapi kalau mak sudah tiada..........
MAKKKKK...RINDU MAK..... RINDU SANGAT....
Berapa ramai yang sanggup menyuapkan ibunya.....
berapa ramai yang sanggup mencuci muntah ibunya.....
berapa ramai yang sanggup mengantikan lampin ibunya......
berapa ramai yang sanggup membersihkan najis ibunya.......
berapa ramai yang sanggup membuang ulat dan membersihkan luka
kudis ibunya....
berapa ramai yang sanggup berhenti kerja untuk menjaga ibunya.....
dan akhir sekali berapa ramai yang sembahyang JENAZAH ibunya......
Seorang anak mendapatkan ibunya yang sedang sibuk menyediakan
makan malam di dapur lalu menghulurkan sekeping kertas yang bertulis
sesuatu. Si ibu segera mengesatkan tangan di apron menyambut kertas
yang dihulurkan oleh si anak lalu membacanya.Kos upah membantu ibu:
1) Tolong pergi kedai : RM4.00
2) Tolong jaga adik : RM4..00
3) Tolong buang sampah : RM1.00
4) Tolong kemas bilik : RM2.00
5) Tolong siram bunga : RM3.00
6) Tolong sapu sampah : RM3.00
Jumlah : RM17.00
Selesai membaca, si ibu tersenyum memandang si anak sambil sesuatu
berlegar-legar si mindanya. Si ibu mencapai sebatang pen dan menulis
sesuatu di belakang kertas yang sama.
1) Kos mengandungkanmu selama 9 bulan - PERCUMA
2) Kos berjaga malam kerana menjagamu - PERCUMA
3) Kos air mata yang menitis keranamu - PERCUMA
4) Kos kerunsingan kerana bimbangkanmu - PERCUMA
5) Kos menyediakan makan minum, pakaian, dan keperluanmu -
PERCUMA
Jumlah Keseluruhan Nilai Kasihku - PERCUMA
Air mata si anak berlinang setelah membaca apa yang dituliskan oleh
siibu. Si anak menatap wajah ibu,memeluknya dan berkata,
"Saya Sayangkan Ibu". Kemudian si anak mengambil pen dan menulis
"Telah Dibayar" pada mukasurat yang sama ditulisnya.
MAMA, Selamat Hari Ibu...there is a suprise for you on the door step!!
Bila dahaga, yang susukan aku....mak
Bila lapar, yang suapkan aku....mak
Bila keseorangan, yang sentiasa di sampingku.. ..mak
Kata mak, perkataan pertama yang aku sebut....Mak
Bila bangun tidur, aku cari....mak
Bila nangis, orang pertama yang datang ....mak
Bila nak bermanja, aku dekati....mak
Bila nak bergesel, aku duduk sebelah....mak
Bila sedih, yang boleh memujukku hanya....mak
Bila nakal, yang memarahi aku....mak
Bila merajuk, yang memujukku cuma....mak
Bila melakukan kesalahan, yang paling cepat marah....mak
Bila takut, yang tenangkan aku....mak
Bila nak peluk, yang aku suka peluk....mak
Aku selalu teringatkan ....mak
Bila sedih, aku mesti talipon....mak
Bila seronok, orang pertama aku nak beritahu.....mak
Bila bengang.. aku suka luah pada..mak
Bila takut, aku selalu panggil... "mmaaakkkk! "
Bila sakit, orang paling risau adalah....mak
Bila nak exam, orang paling sibuk juga....mak
Bila buat hal, yang marah aku dulu....mak
Bila ada masalah, yang paling risau.... mak
Yang masih peluk dan cium aku sampai hari ni.. mak
Yang selalu masak makanan kegemaranku....mak
kalau balik ke kampung, yang selalu bekalkan ulam & lauk pauk.....mak
Yang selalu simpan dan kemaskan barang-barang aku....mak
Yang selalu berleter kat aku...mak
Yang selalu puji aku....mak
Yang selalu nasihat aku....mak
Bila nak kahwin..Orang pertama aku tunjuk dan rujuk.....mak
Aku ada pasangan hidup sendiri....
Bila seronok, aku cari.......pasanganku
Bila sedih, aku cari......mak
Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada....pasanganku
Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada....mak
Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat....pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat....emakku
Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa....pasanganku
Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah.....mak
Bila sambut valentine... Aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu...aku cuma dapat ucapkan "Selamat Hari Ibu"
Selalu.. aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu.. mak ingat kat aku
Bila-bila... aku akan talipon pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak talipon mak
Selalu....aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak belikan hadiah untuk emak
Renungkan:
"Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja... bolehkah kau kirim
wang untuk mak?
mak bukan nak banyak... lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah"...
Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya........
Tapi kalau mak sudah tiada..........
MAKKKKK...RINDU MAK..... RINDU SANGAT....
Berapa ramai yang sanggup menyuapkan ibunya.....
berapa ramai yang sanggup mencuci muntah ibunya.....
berapa ramai yang sanggup mengantikan lampin ibunya......
berapa ramai yang sanggup membersihkan najis ibunya.......
berapa ramai yang sanggup membuang ulat dan membersihkan luka
kudis ibunya....
berapa ramai yang sanggup berhenti kerja untuk menjaga ibunya.....
dan akhir sekali berapa ramai yang sembahyang JENAZAH ibunya......
Seorang anak mendapatkan ibunya yang sedang sibuk menyediakan
makan malam di dapur lalu menghulurkan sekeping kertas yang bertulis
sesuatu. Si ibu segera mengesatkan tangan di apron menyambut kertas
yang dihulurkan oleh si anak lalu membacanya.Kos upah membantu ibu:
1) Tolong pergi kedai : RM4.00
2) Tolong jaga adik : RM4..00
3) Tolong buang sampah : RM1.00
4) Tolong kemas bilik : RM2.00
5) Tolong siram bunga : RM3.00
6) Tolong sapu sampah : RM3.00
Jumlah : RM17.00
Selesai membaca, si ibu tersenyum memandang si anak sambil sesuatu
berlegar-legar si mindanya. Si ibu mencapai sebatang pen dan menulis
sesuatu di belakang kertas yang sama.
1) Kos mengandungkanmu selama 9 bulan - PERCUMA
2) Kos berjaga malam kerana menjagamu - PERCUMA
3) Kos air mata yang menitis keranamu - PERCUMA
4) Kos kerunsingan kerana bimbangkanmu - PERCUMA
5) Kos menyediakan makan minum, pakaian, dan keperluanmu -
PERCUMA
Jumlah Keseluruhan Nilai Kasihku - PERCUMA
Air mata si anak berlinang setelah membaca apa yang dituliskan oleh
siibu. Si anak menatap wajah ibu,memeluknya dan berkata,
"Saya Sayangkan Ibu". Kemudian si anak mengambil pen dan menulis
"Telah Dibayar" pada mukasurat yang sama ditulisnya.
MAMA, Selamat Hari Ibu...there is a suprise for you on the door step!!
Tuesday, 5 May 2009
Are we humans??
The residents of Pulau Ketam sent some 300 stray dogs to exile on a remote island where the harsh conditions almost certainly guarantee a horrible death. Of the 300 dogs sent there, more than three-quarters are presumed to be already dead. I traveled to the island with Sabrina Yeap of Furry Friends Farm and managed to save only one dog on this reconnaissance trip. We did see several other starving and dying dogs along the mangrove shore.
I am mounting an urgent rescue mission to capture and transport the remaining survivors back to Sabrina's Furry Friends Farm animal shelter. But time is running out and there might be only skeletons and carcasses left to collect on our next trip. Boat hire is expensive there. It is a tourist area and it has already cost me a few hundred ringgit for boat hire alone, so far. The rescued dogs cannot be transported on the regular ferries.
Almost nobody will lift a finger to help without a fee. This is understandable. The locals are already shaking their heads in disbelief that there are outsiders who want to save the animals they so casually discarded. Instead of pointing fingers and antagonising them, we need their co-operation to help save the unfortunate creatures. In the process, we also hope to educate the islanders on better treatment of animals. It would be an impossible mission if we didn't win their hearts.
If you are unable to help directly, please help by forwarding this appeal to other compassionate folks who you feel might be able to make some monetary contributions.
Apart from boat hire, we need money to buy cages, to pay people to help catch them, to hire land transport to send the rescued animals to veterinary clinics, pay for vet fees, send the recovered ones to the shelter and to feed and house them for life. I can go on!
To donate or help, e-mail TV Smith at tvsmith@mycen.com.my or Sabrina Yeap at yeapwen@yahoo.com
Fellow bloggers, you can also help by embedding the appeal poster above to your blog and linking to (this page)
We are aware it is a monumental task and appreciate all forms of support, assistance, suggestions, encouragement and your prayers.
Thank you and don't forget to view the pictures of the dogs in order to appreciate their plight.
Visit also Furry Friends Farm's Blog / Website
TV Smith
Wednesday, 22 April 2009
11 Step program for pre-parents
this post are specially for my friends whose about to get their babies preetty soon..but to the ones who jez got their's, gud luck!!...a baby is a god given gift!!!
Thinking of Having Kids? Do this 11 step program first!
Lesson 1
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the newspaper.
5. Read it for the last time.
Lesson 2
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and be rate them about their:
1. Methods of discipline.
2. Lack of patience.
3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.
4. Allowing their children to run wild.
5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's breast feeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behaviour.
Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.
Lesson 3
A really good way to discover how the nights might feel:
1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from 5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner)
2. At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep.
3. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM.
4. Set the alarm for 3AM.
5. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2AM and make a drink and watch an infomercial.
6. Go to bed at 2:45AM.
7. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.
8. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.
9. Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive)
Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.
Lesson 4
Can you stand the mess children make? To find out:
1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.
2. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.
3. Stick your fingers in the flower bed.
4. Then rub them on the clean walls.
5. Take your favorite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.
6. Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?
Lesson 5
Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems.
1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh.
2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out.
Time allowed for this all morning.
Lesson 6
Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that.
1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there.
2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.
3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.
4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.
Lesson 7
1. Go to the local grocery store. Take with you a full-grown goat is an excellent choice
2. If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat.
3. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight.
4. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys.
Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.
Lesson 8
1. Hollow out a melon.
2. Make a small hole in the side.
3. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side.
4. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane.
5. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone.
6. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air.
You are now ready to feed a nine- month-old baby.
Lesson 9
1. Learn the names of every character from , Barney, Disney, the Teletubbies and Pokemon.
2. Watch nothing else on TV but PBS, the Disney channel or Noggin for at least five years.
I know, you're thinking What's 'Noggin'? Exactly the point.
Lesson 10
1. Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying 'mommy' repeatedly. (Important: no more than a four second delay between each 'mommy'; occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required).
2. Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years.
You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.
Lesson 11
1. Start talking to an adult of your choice.
2. Have someone else continually tugon your skirt hem, shirt- sleeve, or elbow while playing the 'mommy' tape made from Lesson 10 above.
You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.
This is all very tongue in cheek; anyone who is parent will say 'it's all worth it!' Share it with your friends, both those who do and don't have kids. I guarantee they'll get a chuckle out of it. Remember, a sense of humour is one of the most important things you need as a parent!
Thinking of Having Kids? Do this 11 step program first!
Lesson 1
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the newspaper.
5. Read it for the last time.
Lesson 2
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and be rate them about their:
1. Methods of discipline.
2. Lack of patience.
3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.
4. Allowing their children to run wild.
5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's breast feeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behaviour.
Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.
Lesson 3
A really good way to discover how the nights might feel:
1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from 5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner)
2. At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep.
3. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM.
4. Set the alarm for 3AM.
5. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2AM and make a drink and watch an infomercial.
6. Go to bed at 2:45AM.
7. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.
8. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.
9. Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive)
Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.
Lesson 4
Can you stand the mess children make? To find out:
1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.
2. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.
3. Stick your fingers in the flower bed.
4. Then rub them on the clean walls.
5. Take your favorite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.
6. Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?
Lesson 5
Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems.
1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh.
2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out.
Time allowed for this all morning.
Lesson 6
Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that.
1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there.
2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.
3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.
4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.
Lesson 7
1. Go to the local grocery store. Take with you a full-grown goat is an excellent choice
2. If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat.
3. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight.
4. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys.
Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.
Lesson 8
1. Hollow out a melon.
2. Make a small hole in the side.
3. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side.
4. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane.
5. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone.
6. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air.
You are now ready to feed a nine- month-old baby.
Lesson 9
1. Learn the names of every character from , Barney, Disney, the Teletubbies and Pokemon.
2. Watch nothing else on TV but PBS, the Disney channel or Noggin for at least five years.
I know, you're thinking What's 'Noggin'? Exactly the point.
Lesson 10
1. Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying 'mommy' repeatedly. (Important: no more than a four second delay between each 'mommy'; occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required).
2. Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years.
You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.
Lesson 11
1. Start talking to an adult of your choice.
2. Have someone else continually tugon your skirt hem, shirt- sleeve, or elbow while playing the 'mommy' tape made from Lesson 10 above.
You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.
This is all very tongue in cheek; anyone who is parent will say 'it's all worth it!' Share it with your friends, both those who do and don't have kids. I guarantee they'll get a chuckle out of it. Remember, a sense of humour is one of the most important things you need as a parent!
Tuesday, 14 April 2009
8 Days and counting..
Its been a while since i'm able to blog..bukan takmo, but my power to handle the internet proxy is not there...so terima jerk la...they suddenly block mostly everything...including GOOGLE!!!... bodoh betul la...penakut!!or the IT team nie tak adventurous kot...
i still remember i was so eager to reach my feet to bumi Kuching once again...the last time i was here was last year...its a family vacation for 4 days...i can still remember it...but this time, was another trip, and another purpose...WORK!!
haiya,...on the 7th April, i took the ERL from KL Sentral to KLIA. My flight was at 1400 using MH2596. It took me approximately 20-30 minutes to reach KLIA. I didn't even realized i was there coz i was busy reading Macheda in the papers...hail Kiko!!!
after checking in for my tickets, i went to have my branch coz i wasn't expecting a great lunch on flight. I ate around 12.30 pm at the cafeteria in level 2. After that i suddenly had the crave of Snikers bar.. hmm i donno why...i was searching here and there for it and i couldn't find any..i was kinda dissapointed. I don't want to replace it with Mars.. so i decided to go straight to the waiting bay.. While walking there, i saw this grocery shop. There it was...SNICKERS!!!! but the price was RM 4.30.. wow!! mahal nyer!!..nevermind, i follow my stomach this time..
at around 2:15pm, the plane was departuring.. i reached kuching at around 3:50pm
After that, i immediately called my colleague from the bank to take the cab together since we are staying at the same hotel. It cost us rm 22 for one way from the airport to the hotel. Hotel Grand Magherita, along the Kuching Waterfront..After checking in..i realized that i'm staying alone in that big room..yeay!!!
After resting for about 30 minutes, we (about 4 people) crossed over the river to have our dinner. We ate ikan siakap bakar, nasi ayam penyek, mee kolok..After the dinner, we went straight to the Bank coz our work starts at 7:00pm
after that...at around 4:30 am we finished our work and we went straight to the hotel for our rest.
the next morning (8/04/09), my bos fly in from Singapore. Around 11am i was already there at the bank...doing nothing!!! what a waste of time!!!..in the evening we went for our dinner again across the river..but this time..we ate a lot
ketam, ikan siakap, ikan kerapu, sotong, tomyam, telur dadar, sayur midin belacan..
the next day (9/04/09), its the big day...exactly at 7:00pm we started our work..migration of the new Virtual Call Center servers for R** Bank in Jalan Kulas...
I started my task at about 10 pm. at 11:30pm, the host at Bangi was ready for 30 minutes...and we did all the test needed.. Yeay!! everything ran smoothly...i was very happy!!!
I took the early shift and my bos went back to the hotel. We decided to watch Transporter 3 using the projector inside the lounge just to waste our time.. at around 11am i went back to the hotel to have my rest after my bos came in for the next shift.
i immediately felt asleep after reaching the bed..
10/4/09- at around 5pm, i got a call from my bos stating that the server is having a problem..SHIT!!!...but at that time, i couldn't be bothered as i was totally tired and i know he is on site to solve it..
around 7:45pm we went for dinner sponsored by the branch manager.. Again we ate ikan kerapu, midin belacan, udang galah, ketam, tomyam...huhu
11/4/09 - the server is down again...SHIT!!!
12/4/09 - my flight was postponed to unknown date. I extended my stay till the next day.. Problem still not solved..
13/4/09 - my flight was again postponed.. Again i extended my stay.. but this time, i managed to do some investigation, and found out that there is a virus attacking the server, resulting the server to have a downtime every 12 hours..
14/4/09 - my flight was again postponed...again i extended my stay..
Remarks
I was banged by those stupid buggers from the project managers from the bank...They couldn't accept in the first place when i told them that there is something fishy in their firewall...they kept on denying it..budak kecik nie mana tau apa...sekarang..when the shit pointed back to them...still no answer from their side...bloody hell!!!
hey, if you dont know technical stuffs in the first place..dont even dare to argue laa....and the most important thing is ...DONT EVEN MANAGE LA!!!!!
p/s: now i'm not so eager to stay here in Kuching... Aku nak balik!!!!!!
i still remember i was so eager to reach my feet to bumi Kuching once again...the last time i was here was last year...its a family vacation for 4 days...i can still remember it...but this time, was another trip, and another purpose...WORK!!
haiya,...on the 7th April, i took the ERL from KL Sentral to KLIA. My flight was at 1400 using MH2596. It took me approximately 20-30 minutes to reach KLIA. I didn't even realized i was there coz i was busy reading Macheda in the papers...hail Kiko!!!
after checking in for my tickets, i went to have my branch coz i wasn't expecting a great lunch on flight. I ate around 12.30 pm at the cafeteria in level 2. After that i suddenly had the crave of Snikers bar.. hmm i donno why...i was searching here and there for it and i couldn't find any..i was kinda dissapointed. I don't want to replace it with Mars.. so i decided to go straight to the waiting bay.. While walking there, i saw this grocery shop. There it was...SNICKERS!!!! but the price was RM 4.30.. wow!! mahal nyer!!..nevermind, i follow my stomach this time..
at around 2:15pm, the plane was departuring.. i reached kuching at around 3:50pm
After that, i immediately called my colleague from the bank to take the cab together since we are staying at the same hotel. It cost us rm 22 for one way from the airport to the hotel. Hotel Grand Magherita, along the Kuching Waterfront..After checking in..i realized that i'm staying alone in that big room..yeay!!!
After resting for about 30 minutes, we (about 4 people) crossed over the river to have our dinner. We ate ikan siakap bakar, nasi ayam penyek, mee kolok..After the dinner, we went straight to the Bank coz our work starts at 7:00pm
after that...at around 4:30 am we finished our work and we went straight to the hotel for our rest.
the next morning (8/04/09), my bos fly in from Singapore. Around 11am i was already there at the bank...doing nothing!!! what a waste of time!!!..in the evening we went for our dinner again across the river..but this time..we ate a lot
ketam, ikan siakap, ikan kerapu, sotong, tomyam, telur dadar, sayur midin belacan..
the next day (9/04/09), its the big day...exactly at 7:00pm we started our work..migration of the new Virtual Call Center servers for R** Bank in Jalan Kulas...
I started my task at about 10 pm. at 11:30pm, the host at Bangi was ready for 30 minutes...and we did all the test needed.. Yeay!! everything ran smoothly...i was very happy!!!
I took the early shift and my bos went back to the hotel. We decided to watch Transporter 3 using the projector inside the lounge just to waste our time.. at around 11am i went back to the hotel to have my rest after my bos came in for the next shift.
i immediately felt asleep after reaching the bed..
10/4/09- at around 5pm, i got a call from my bos stating that the server is having a problem..SHIT!!!...but at that time, i couldn't be bothered as i was totally tired and i know he is on site to solve it..
around 7:45pm we went for dinner sponsored by the branch manager.. Again we ate ikan kerapu, midin belacan, udang galah, ketam, tomyam...huhu
11/4/09 - the server is down again...SHIT!!!
12/4/09 - my flight was postponed to unknown date. I extended my stay till the next day.. Problem still not solved..
13/4/09 - my flight was again postponed.. Again i extended my stay.. but this time, i managed to do some investigation, and found out that there is a virus attacking the server, resulting the server to have a downtime every 12 hours..
14/4/09 - my flight was again postponed...again i extended my stay..
Remarks
I was banged by those stupid buggers from the project managers from the bank...They couldn't accept in the first place when i told them that there is something fishy in their firewall...they kept on denying it..budak kecik nie mana tau apa...sekarang..when the shit pointed back to them...still no answer from their side...bloody hell!!!
hey, if you dont know technical stuffs in the first place..dont even dare to argue laa....and the most important thing is ...DONT EVEN MANAGE LA!!!!!
p/s: now i'm not so eager to stay here in Kuching... Aku nak balik!!!!!!
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